What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What does it feel like when a guy cums in your ass?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Thank you.

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Me : No

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?

He : Tea ?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Then let's have some coffee

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!